Ballroom blitz

Ask me a thingggggggy   Teenager Lorena González reporting for duty. Female. I live in a magical place called Mexico. I reblog random stuff and I´m not sorry.

diaemyung:

Just happened to me. I can’t scream during 2 am.  

(via yesterdaysluminary)

— 7 hours ago with 166876 notes

highenergyjewtrino:

poryqon:

when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group

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When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.

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(via yesterdaysluminary)

— 7 hours ago with 601355 notes

spaghettiseven:

flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins

(via ruinedchildhood)

— 7 hours ago with 105672 notes

edwardspoonhands:

ngjenkins:

peachesnpolo:

lee-aus125:

chr1stastic:

magnus-thegreat-redundancy:

I believe that every american should at least watch this monologue from The Newsroom

Bravo!

this is my favorite post.

So so many people need to see this

Yep.

But…corndogs?

(via kavaeric)

— 7 hours ago with 447640 notes

-surprise:

-surprise:

me trying to reach goals in my life

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and when i reach them

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(Source: legalwifi, via ruinedchildhood)

— 7 hours ago with 38505 notes

thamun:

I started sketching this back when the first episode aired and then kinda procrastinated for 6 weeks. I can’t believe I actually  finished it.

But isn’t it cute how in Future Fish, Nagisa is an astronaut and Rei just happens to be a scientist experimenting with rockets?

(via fireicefusion)

— 7 hours ago with 9150 notes
phirouzeh:

I will never get tired of this picture

phirouzeh:

I will never get tired of this picture

(Source: interrobangbangbang, via orchidmantid)

— 7 hours ago with 914951 notes

clrama:

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   ʷʰʸ         jeans with fake pockets   ʷʰʸ

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(via stand)

— 12 hours ago with 531776 notes
mom:how do you know exactly when my chemical romance's picture was taken?
me:gerard's hair color.
— 12 hours ago with 1979 notes
jaideputa:

 Hipster Final Boss

jaideputa:

 Hipster Final Boss

(Source: minigag, via death-by-lulz)

— 12 hours ago with 29074 notes

straightprivileges:

terms to use instead of sex (which is a bad word don’t use it):

  • the do
  • dingle dangle
  • frick frack
  • fondue
  • woohoo
  • happy happy fun time
  • coitus 
  • fornication 
  • copulation
  • intercourse

(Source: pissybrat, via heart)

— 12 hours ago with 155586 notes

butthorn:

I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”

(via humoristics)

— 12 hours ago with 319603 notes

crayolagron:

agentbartowski:

gas-station-disco:

Offended! A Tumblr Musical

My mother died during a musical, you insensitive fuck. 

that’s it that’s the opening number

(via mozellmemorieszv)

— 12 hours ago with 260914 notes
thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

youscofield:

anyth1ng3ut0rdin4ry:

I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.

Your caption killed me 

The caption tho

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

youscofield:

anyth1ng3ut0rdin4ry:

I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.

Your caption killed me 

The caption tho

(via swifty-fox)

— 12 hours ago with 311090 notes